Keew, Lord of Mouseovers
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Keew (pronounced kyew) is venerated as a diety by the clans of New Grunswich and parts of Seldonia, Murchis, and Western Deld. He is believed to be responsible for all forms of interactive graphics, including links, mouseovers, and flash games. This has been a source of considerable frustration for modern missionaries, whose gods may have been hot stuff back in the days of sticks, snakes, burning bushes, and similar user interfaces, but who consistently fail to work any significant miracles with modern data processing equipment.
